precious moments [at work]

some things really need to be documented:

“What was up with that bitch of a dinosaur that always took the cookies from the cookie jar?!”
-Suzie (on Barney and Friends)

“I would suck that shit right outta there, eff that noise”
-Suzie (on Abortion)

“i’m still calling you back, bitch!”
-Deepta

“if i come to work looking tore up with some cornflakes in my hair, you better not say anything.”
-Kathryn

“He doesn’t look like he needs any more damn brownies.”
-Kathryn

“I just called a girl called Farnaz. You are not allowed to complain.”
-Kathryn

“so, i was just wondering… you said you worked at Michigan State. so you’re familiar with FERPA policy. or did you mean you mopped floors at Michigan State?”
-me

“Casey, go back to your corner!”
-Melissa

“I’m having such a Reciprocity HA day….”
Deepta

“damnit, JonBenet’s parents didn’t do it!”
-Stephen

“i was in Japan… AKA the future.”
-TK

“too soon. like the 35W bridge.”
-anon(ymous)

“bob dylan is not a Jew!!”
-me

“these shoes have skanked!”
-Amy

“if my total hours are 4 and a half, and i took a 15 minute break… that means i worked for 4 hours and 35 minutes, right?”
-Tenzin

<3.

current mood: angst.

angst,(noun): to be drop kicked by Jesus through the goal post of life.

<3.

loosing Esmé.

so, while on one of my many bus adventures on Friday, i left Esmé, my guitar, on a bus. somewhere. in the general Uptown/Linden Hills/Tangletown/Phelps/an

d-other-surrounding-neighborhoods-that-i-may-have-passed-through area.

and being the inattentive and horrible parent that i am, i didn’t realize that she was missing until about 9 PM on saturday. i called Metro Transit, and she has yet to be found.

this kind of hurts my soul because i WOULD loose Esmé merely days before our first anniversary. whatabitch. she could have stuck around 3 more days…. that is the denial of responsibility speaking.

frowny face with tears doesn’t even begin to cover it.

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“… you make me cum. …you make me complete. …you make me completley miserable.”

basically. in the words of Kym Longhi, that would be an “end packet”

so i kind of want a lot of things lately. some are people, some are places, some are important, some are simply because.

but in general, i want… you. [i want you so bad, it's driving me mad.] (sorry, i couldn’t help it)

this is one case where i think the name of the blog says more than the blog entry itself.

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