precious moments [at work]

some things really need to be documented:

“What was up with that bitch of a dinosaur that always took the cookies from the cookie jar?!”
-Suzie (on Barney and Friends)

“I would suck that shit right outta there, eff that noise”
-Suzie (on Abortion)

“i’m still calling you back, bitch!”
-Deepta

“if i come to work looking tore up with some cornflakes in my hair, you better not say anything.”
-Kathryn

“He doesn’t look like he needs any more damn brownies.”
-Kathryn

“I just called a girl called Farnaz. You are not allowed to complain.”
-Kathryn

“so, i was just wondering… you said you worked at Michigan State. so you’re familiar with FERPA policy. or did you mean you mopped floors at Michigan State?”
-me

“Casey, go back to your corner!”
-Melissa

“I’m having such a Reciprocity HA day….”
Deepta

“damnit, JonBenet’s parents didn’t do it!”
-Stephen

“i was in Japan… AKA the future.”
-TK

“too soon. like the 35W bridge.”
-anon(ymous)

“bob dylan is not a Jew!!”
-me

“these shoes have skanked!”
-Amy

“if my total hours are 4 and a half, and i took a 15 minute break… that means i worked for 4 hours and 35 minutes, right?”
-Tenzin

<3.

“be true to your work, your word, and your friend.”

i’m doing my part.

… are you doing yours?

<3.

words that have been increasingly important as of late.

“And your very flesh will be a great poem” -Walt Whitman

From William Wordsorth’s Ode on Intimations of Immortality:
“What though the radiance which was once so bright
Be now forever taken from my sight,
Though nothing can bring back the hour
Of splendor in the grass, of glory in the flower,
We will grieve not, rather find
Strength in what remains behind”

“Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart.” – Confucius

“A lost battle is a battle one thinks one has lost.” -Jean Paul Sartre

“History will be kind to me, because I intend to write it.” -Winston Churchill

“Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.” – H.D. Thoreau

“Never separate the life you live from the words you speak.” -Paul Wellstone

“Let’s hug it out, bitch.” – Ari Gold

“there is no one alive that is youer than you.” -Dr. Seuss.

<3.