some things really need to be documented:
“What was up with that bitch of a dinosaur that always took the cookies from the cookie jar?!”
-Suzie (on Barney and Friends)
“I would suck that shit right outta there, eff that noise”
-Suzie (on Abortion)
“i’m still calling you back, bitch!”
-Deepta
“if i come to work looking tore up with some cornflakes in my hair, you better not say anything.”
-Kathryn
“He doesn’t look like he needs any more damn brownies.”
-Kathryn
“I just called a girl called Farnaz. You are not allowed to complain.”
-Kathryn
“so, i was just wondering… you said you worked at Michigan State. so you’re familiar with FERPA policy. or did you mean you mopped floors at Michigan State?”
-me
“Casey, go back to your corner!”
-Melissa
“I’m having such a Reciprocity HA day….”
Deepta
“damnit, JonBenet’s parents didn’t do it!”
-Stephen
“i was in Japan… AKA the future.”
-TK
“too soon. like the 35W bridge.”
-anon(ymous)
“bob dylan is not a Jew!!”
-me
“these shoes have skanked!”
-Amy
“if my total hours are 4 and a half, and i took a 15 minute break… that means i worked for 4 hours and 35 minutes, right?”
-Tenzin
<3.
