express your inner weird day.

i talk to my car.

i touch my nose when i am confused.

i will eat (almost) anything if it has peanut butter on it.

i step out of the shower backwards.

i get dressed up when i have no place to go.

i like playing with tape and sticky labels…. because they are sticky.

i always put my right shoe on first.

i write my brainstorming ideas on myself (legs, arms, hands) in order to figure things out faster…. don’t question it – it works.

i scream my (what is referred to as) amazonian war cry when i am speeding onto the freeway.

i read the last line of letters first.

i refuse to listen to my iPod on shuffle when it’s not in a dock device/iTrip.

i make decesions (while driving) based on weather or not i make a light.

i hold my phone upside down when it’s on speakerphone.

happy inner weird day. =)

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growing up.

Monday, June 30, 2008 at 3:52pm

~*~

so.

after having the best weekend ever in Milwaukee, coming back to work to be threatened with my job for taking “leisure time vacations to sing with hippie band boys”… for the record, only one of those bands was only remotely hippie, and actually, it was more rasta…. but anyways.

i am realizing that it is approaching the point where i am allowing myself to be ingnorant, and hoping that somehow, my exuberance can compensate for what is being asked of me. Truth be told, this weekend was one of the most stressful i’ve ever had. only, because i found myself acting the entire time, to the point where i wanted to almost take off my head with an ice pick. in my attempt to cover up the many mishaps with my exuberance, i think i actually just went crazy. and it was almost impossible for me to take myself seriously.

so the decision reached: i’m gonna grow up. meaning bring on the blunt honesty, job threatening bosses, and serious faces. i can take it.

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precious moments [at work]

some things really need to be documented:

“What was up with that bitch of a dinosaur that always took the cookies from the cookie jar?!”
-Suzie (on Barney and Friends)

“I would suck that shit right outta there, eff that noise”
-Suzie (on Abortion)

“i’m still calling you back, bitch!”
-Deepta

“if i come to work looking tore up with some cornflakes in my hair, you better not say anything.”
-Kathryn

“He doesn’t look like he needs any more damn brownies.”
-Kathryn

“I just called a girl called Farnaz. You are not allowed to complain.”
-Kathryn

“so, i was just wondering… you said you worked at Michigan State. so you’re familiar with FERPA policy. or did you mean you mopped floors at Michigan State?”
-me

“Casey, go back to your corner!”
-Melissa

“I’m having such a Reciprocity HA day….”
Deepta

“damnit, JonBenet’s parents didn’t do it!”
-Stephen

“i was in Japan… AKA the future.”
-TK

“too soon. like the 35W bridge.”
-anon(ymous)

“bob dylan is not a Jew!!”
-me

“these shoes have skanked!”
-Amy

“if my total hours are 4 and a half, and i took a 15 minute break… that means i worked for 4 hours and 35 minutes, right?”
-Tenzin

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random fact #2

The first home run ever hit in the National League was by Ross Barnes of the Chicago White Stockings (now known as the Chicago Cubs), in 1876.

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random fact #1

The first Cadillac automobile was completed on October 17, 1902. Powered by a 10-horsepower, single-cylinder engine and costing $750.

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current mood: angst.

angst,(noun): to be drop kicked by Jesus through the goal post of life.

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life lessons 1-4

life lesson #1

n e v e r m i n d.
t a k e i t e a s y.
g o w i t h t h e f l o w.

life lesson #2

d o n ‘ t s t o p b e l i e v i n g.

life lesson #3

s t a y c o n n e c t e d
[ t o t h e b e a u t y o f t h e p r e s e n t. ]

life lesson #4

d o N O T l e t t h e b u s h r a t p l a y i n t h e r a i n w i t h a l i z a r d.

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